You Are My Hair One.

I like getting ready for work at the same as Jordan, 'cause our conversations always take interesting turns.


Jordon (singing): "You are my hair!" (Giant pause) "One."

Bre: "That's peculiar, but I'll play- Two." (silence) "Oh, I thought we were playing the counting game, but I guess I misread that."

Jordan: "No, he says 'heroine', but there's a big pause in between."

Bre: "Oh, I get it.  He wants you to think he's talking about one thing, but it turns out he was talking about narcotics all along."

Jordan: "Um, no- that's not what he's saying."

Bre: "Oh, he's saying 'you are my female hero'?"

Jordan: "Yeah."

Bre: "That's very naive of you to think so, but I think he's saying that she's like an addictive substance to him. In this day and age it's more likely for a man to call a woman a narcotic than his hero. It's like when Edward told Bella . . . well you get the idea."

Jordan: "Yeah.  Wow, I misunderstood that.  Like 'you're my methamphetamine'?"

Bre: "Like, 'I'd have to use a nicotine patch to get off you, or court-ordered rehab."

Incidentally, I listened to the song 'cause I wasn't really committed to my argument and wanted to see what one it was, and he was calling her a heroine as in a female hero.  That's sweet, really.  If you're curious, the song was actually called "Hero/Heroine" by Boys Like Girls.