Happiness

Bre: "What are you working on?"

Jordan: "I'm making you a CD!"

Bre: "Aw, that makes me happier than a . . . a . . . um, a . . . "

Jordan: "Goat."

Bre: "Ok, sure.  It makes me happier than a goat."

I was trying to think of a clever comparison, like "happier than a fly on poo", but I suppose I would be happier than a goat.  Though, I'm assuming all I need is opposable thumbs to be happier than a goat.

Although . . .

Maybe Jordan has a point.